What can you say about the President’s son? Well, if you remember what your mother and your Sunday School teacher said about being quiet unless you have something nice to say, you might just sit there and squirm a little and try to think of something, but mostly you just smile in silence. Hunter Biden is a classic case of the horse who was led to water but couldn’t follow the instructions about the drinking part. He always seems to have problems, and that happens to a lot of folks, but instead of turning onto the right street, Hunter always winds up on the shadiest short cut he could find, and ends up creating a gigantic mess from a little problem. Hunter has been a banker, a lawyer, a lobbyist, a hedge fund principal, a venture capital and private equity fund investor, an artist, and a dishonored Navy officer. His Daddy got him a job with Bank of America, then another job at the Department of Commerce, then got him a seat on the Board of Amtrak, then at 2 law firms, then helped him start 2 more businesses, finally ending up on the board of Burisma. Wow, that would take Ralph Edwards about five full seasons of “This is Your Life" to cover all that. Anyway, Hunter has now pretty much found himself on a dead-end street. He’s 53 years old and living with his dad and stepmom in a comfortable, old house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. His latest problem is with a plea deal arrangement for tax violations and gun registration fraud. That deal was all handled with kid gloves, wrapped up in pretty paper with a bow on top and sealed with a kiss by a man named David Weiss who happens to be the U.S. Attorney for Delaware District Court and works for United States Attorney General Merritt Garland who was appointed by President Joseph R. Biden, (alias Daddy). Everything was good to go, and Hunter was set to get a “Good luck, sorry we bothered you” Hallmark card and a pat on the head until some judge in Delaware who was not appointed by “daddy” found a never-ever-before-seen lawyer hocus pocus clause in the sweetheart plea agreement that gave Hunter immunity from prosecution for pretty much anything short of murdering the Easter Bunny. Judge Maryellen Noreika said, ”Has anybody ever seen anything like this before?” Nobody spoke up, and she promptly kicked the whole deal out of her courtroom like a 62-yard field goal by Rodrigo (hot rod) Blankenship. The Judge then told Hunter and his merry band of lawyers to,”Come back and try it again in 30 days boys!”. Well, before you could say “Bless her heart,” Daddio Biden got Merritt the Ferrett to appoint David Weiss as Special Counsel to investigate himself and all the other doodles in the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Delaware District Court. This is one more shady short cut on the Hunter Biden road map, except this time Daddy might have gone too far.
The brazen arrogance of the Biden Department of Justice in putting Mr. Weiss in charge of investigating himself and his department should win the “Wiley Coyote Award” for judicial misconduct along with the “Fox Guarding the Henhouse” bronze plaque for incompetence. I will conclude this conversation with two more well-known expressions. “He may not have crossed the line, but he’s got chalk dust all over his feet, and perhaps the most appropriate; “Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Thanks for the chat.
